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FUCK VALENTINES DAY
VALENTINES = tEh sUX0rz
none of the people who celebrate it (well most of them) dont know its history, so heres what i remember off the top of my head. Saint valentine was a priest, the roman emperor, i wanna say claudius, wouldnt let people get married cause he didnt want his soldiers and shit fucking and getting aids from all teh roman skanks (more or less). valentine married them secretly cause he liked to watch, but he eventually got caught and was killed. they prob tortured the fuck outta him before hand too but im not sure about that. so yea, happy killing priest day, fuckin mongoloids.
February 15 2006, 07:58:29 UTC 6 years ago
Sounds very erotic. Like the Catholic Boys and Priests Club. (OF WHICH I'M A MEMBER!)