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Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
8:47 pm	10 single subject college ruled notebooks!?!?!? That can only mean one thing, back to school kids. go and get cher book learnins. everything i need to know i learned in kindergarten, and by kindergarten i mean the alley behind my house. everything you need to know about the world can be learned in an alley if you are there at the right time. think about it, im not gonna explain it, that would insult ur intelligence. state college park, id get drunk and prob walk in the wrong door, atleast once. ive gotten into the wrong car before, long story, it was the right car and the wrong car at the same time, shit usually works out in the end <--message. fuck tennis, why do we need to have that shit on USA, stick it on espn8 er summin.i cant wait till there are actually enough channels that there is always something you want to watch on. some think this is impossible but eventually there are going to be several thousand if not millions of tv channels and i have to go with the law of averages that if that happens there will be a point when there will alays be something good on. till then DVDs fill in the gaps. up with hope, down with dope. dude that new outkast song is fucked up, im gonna go find the name of it and download it, and prob the fuckin video, brb. well yea that song is being gay to download right now, fuck that. and im not gonna use IE to watch the video ill just go to youtube, im fucking smart. yea, they were on some good shit when they thought this up. ok thats enough rambling, peace out niggas. (Comment on this)
Sunday, July 2nd, 2006
2:39 am	hurry this up dude, we dont all got all day, know what im sayin What up cyberville, its time for another random ass post. whats happened since last post, oh yea vacation. I went to see monday night RAW in state college w/ charles, bill, and justin. it was awesome, dx came back and i was there to see it. i was even on tv. infact i waspretty much on tv for 3 weeks since they used me in the vengence pay per view commercials. being the biggest DX fan i can think of and being there for that was great. charles birthday is coming up on the 5th, thats cool cause than he'll be 21 and we can go to the bars and hang out there instead of rotting somewhere. if anyones going to be around wednesday night and is 21 or over let me know since there will be a bar crawl of somesort takign place to celebrate and any cool people are always welcomed, and i pretty much only know cool people. hanging out with bob makes people cool, dont forget that. 4th of july, dont blow off ur hands people, thats just fuel to the propaganda fires of the anti-firwork lobby, fight the power. go go power rangers. what a racsits show, black rangers black, asian bitch is yellow. that asian girl died, noone knows about it cause it happened right around 9/11. one of the things i remember after 9/11 besides all the obvious shit is it took forever till regular tv started again, atleast it seemed that way. i dont get that, i mean, why show the same 5 news broadcast on all 77 channels of regular cable.show me some regular tv, that would have been great, people would have loved some old friends episodes or something to distract them, news sucks, of course i dont have my own television network, so who the fuck am i? The guy with the red hair in this video is funny to me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydPW5KUK9-M it wont let me embed it, thats bullshit. (Comment on this)
Friday, June 9th, 2006
7:32 pm	VACATION Yo, as of june 13th till the 24th i dont work. so instead of being bored i want to do somecool shit, so if anyone on here reading this wants to do some cool shit let me know, i dont care if u dont know me, or if you know me and we have nver hung out, or we just havent hung out in a real long time, you WILL get back to me and WE WILL have some fun, im either gonna make some new friends or catch up with some old ones so dont miss out on the bob man, hes pretty awesome once you get to know him. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 30th, 2006
2:54 am	If you want to dance, and she wants to lead..... Yo, to all the people who dont read this. TGIM, monday means RAW, which means guranteed laughs with some crazy people i hang out with. Bills moved in, thats cool. its a nice place. coach is back, ill have to wait and see how i like that, i just hope vince doesnt go anywhere. HBK better show up when i go to RAW on the 12. man thats gonna be a great 12 days or whatever it is. paid vacation = sweetness. on my way hoem with justin and charles soem zombie came at us, fuck that. im pretty sure i have an older journal about zombies for those keeping track at home. this bitch was in the middle of the fuckign road coming at us, now maybe this person needed help, i dontknow, but she looked crack/smacked up and strung out soim sorry, if this were 96 maybe but its 06 and A town is crazy, i mean, when peopel wave at you when ur driving and ask if you want to buy coke you know shit is crazy. atleast zombies you can shoot in the head without question, id like to do that to all the people makign altoona resembel a fucking diplomats song minus the club shit. DX motherfuckers. Are you ready??? pfft, been ready since they teased the reunion in 2000 muhfuka. ::crotch chops:: ... i wont mind. lets try this all again. only faster now.... Much like i predicted, matt huges defeated royce gracie in the first round i belive. I respect gracie, but huges was right, the sport has changed. back then it was 2 one dimensional fighters going at it to see which style was the best. once it evolved, and people took the best parts from each more or less and became well rounded those who want to try and only submit, and only submit using one strict disciplin, are gonna get knocked the fuck (ref stopage is close enough) out by the welterweight(i think) champ. brock lesnar is suppose to be going to K1 er summin, that shoudl be interesting. ... now go ahead and pretend, im your master now. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 29th, 2006
8:15 pm	HAHAHAAH http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407&pl=true Bitch had a free shot and didnt even knock her down, fucking pussy. If anyone out there has this opportunity make sure u crack em in the nose so it looks like someone turned on a blood faucet. Also whoever had the awesome sense to video tape those bitches and than put it on the internet, ur my new friend, and we should hang out. (Comment on this)
Saturday, March 25th, 2006
7:29 pm	Bored update Yo, im bored so i thought i could just type in here for awhile. my 21st birthday is coming up, thats kinda cool. itd be better if i was a bigger drinker (not that i dont drink, just not very often) but i can go to bars and clubs adn meet people and thats cool. maybe not so much around here but state college will be alot better being 21. Im going to see head automatica on the 4th, the day after my birthday. i know my sisters going and i think tyler and maybe jerry too, that shoudl be cool. i hope none of that gay naked guy shit goes down when im with tyler though, last time i got a picture sent to my cell it was from tyler, it looked like scott dropitlikeitshot and eliot pretty much naked except scott had a feather boa er summin around his waste and eliot was just straight up showing his ass, it also looks like theres some girl in the backround but i dont know why any self respecting girl would want to be around that kinda gay shit, maybe thats why i dont have a girlfriend. no amount of alchohol would allow me to pose gay or make out witha guy, but thats just me. new season of southpark started wednesday, it was the end of an era and it was kinda sad to watch knowing chef was gone, at least the old chef. scientology is fucking nuts and if any of my friends got brainwashed by them id try and save them just like stan kyle kenny and cartman did for chef. Altoona will be a little philly in 5-10 years, and by that i mean a huge city of drugs and dealers. not like it isnt like that now but for now shits been contained. but these shootings, there just the start. people are going to, and to some extent already are, move/ing in and "take shit over". once this consolidation is more underway the violence will either go away or escalate greatly depeding on the overall control of who takes the shit.its sad when 2 people you knew since elementary school are busted in the first ever DMT lab bust, its even more sad that they feds wasted a quarter million on busting them. someday someone in power is going to have to see that the war on drugs doesnt work, just like prohibition didnt work. the best thing they can do is legalize and regualte. if someone wants to shoot bleach into there eyeball its none of my business. if u steal to get the bleach than yea u go to jail but if u work to buy said bleach than its ur business what u do in ur house. well, i cant think of anything else to write so im gonna go find something else to do. one more think i want to see people ghost ride tha whip on the boulevard more, hell do it down broad avenue, everystreet for that matter. i need more ghost riding. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 12th, 2006
8:45 pm	ATTENTION HOT WOMENS Any and all sexay ladiesses who enjoy the following should reply cause ur cool and we should hang out. heres some stuff off the top of my head that i think is cool. Adult Swim and similar comedy video games pizza Profesional Wrestling (that shits hillarious) All kinds of music up to but not including country other cool people movies (i like many different kinds like music) thats a quick short list. if you or anyone you know is down any or all of that than you or they are pretty cool by me. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 1st, 2006
5:25 pm	The number of drug deaths in the US in a typical year is as follows: Tobacco kills about 390,000. Alcohol kills about 80,000. Secondhand smoke from tobacco kills about 50,000. Cocaine kills about 2,200. Heroin kills about 2,000. Aspirin kills about 2,000. Marijuana kills 0. Source: NIDA Research Monographs There has never been a recorded death due to marijuana at any time in US history. All illegal drugs combined kill about 4,500 people per year, or about one percent of the number killed by alcohol and tobacco. Tobacco kills more people each year than all of the people killed by all of the illegal drugs in the last century. Don't buy the bullshit, if the government could or was making the kind of money they make off of alcohol and tobacco weed would be in every Sheetz. the thing is though not every person can grow or make alcohol, atleast not very well so companies do it for us and they in turn pay taxes as well as what really boil down to bribes to congress. Anyone can grow a pot plant, and thats the kind of freedom, the kind that any person in america can easily secure, the nazis running this country dont want you to have. click the link above ('marijuana') to see some more truth. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
9:42 pm	Valentines Day FUCK VALENTINES DAY VALENTINES = tEh sUX0rz none of the people who celebrate it (well most of them) dont know its history, so heres what i remember off the top of my head. Saint valentine was a priest, the roman emperor, i wanna say claudius, wouldnt let people get married cause he didnt want his soldiers and shit fucking and getting aids from all teh roman skanks (more or less). valentine married them secretly cause he liked to watch, but he eventually got caught and was killed. they prob tortured the fuck outta him before hand too but im not sure about that. so yea, happy killing priest day, fuckin mongoloids. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, December 2nd, 2005
10:42 pm	Smile for me daddy.... Smile fo me daddy What you lookin at Let me see ya grill let you see my what Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill Rob da jewelry store and tell em make me a grill she said Smile fo me daddy What you lookin at I want to see your grill You wanna see my what Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rows gold (Comment on this)
Monday, November 28th, 2005
8:53 pm	I remember... When W. Bush first got elected. We started talking about it in american cultures class. Someone asked Mr. Lowe if he thought hed get relected, "The only thing that would get him relected is if a war breaks out," said Mr. Lowe, "thats the only reason I can see since most americans are hessitant to vote out a president during a war." Well that shit happened. What if this shit happens. http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_7639.shtml Only the goddamn republicans would put a postive spin of fucking terrorist attacks. Though who can blame them seeing as how they usually either orchastrate them or stand idley by as they're being planned and played out, just so they can use them to their advantage. Damn, I miss a democrat ran government. (Comment on this)
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
1:33 am	R.I.P. Don't feel sorry for me, have a party for me Bitches, balloons, Bacardi and weed And let niggaz know that I died with a heart of a G (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 20th, 2005
5:09 pm	you are either a record nerd or not a scenester at all. you are the coolest of the bunch. bravo, dude. what type of lame scenester are you? brought to you by Quizilla Seeing as how I own zero records I guess im not a scenester, big surprise. (Comment on this)
Saturday, November 19th, 2005
9:58 pm	OH MY GOD, HARRY POTTER..... IS FOR FUCKING KIDS, GET OVER IT. (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
10:30 pm	Scientology sciensmology... "Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion" - L. Ron Hubbard Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xemu. Xemu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack. Now Xemu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were over-populated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan. Xemu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers). These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xemu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed. The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper). After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting". When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies. As for Xemu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xemu is still alive today. That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called "body thetans". And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these "body thetans" and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago. No doubt Hubbards greatest feat was getting retards to think this actually happened. Now if youll excuse me im going to look for Xemu with my buddies Tom and John. In the meantime check out http://www.xenu.net/ , specifically http://www.xenu.net/archive/scientology_illustrated/ for more about this awesome cult...er...religion. (Comment on this)
Saturday, November 5th, 2005
8:17 pm	I remember when rock was young Me and Suzie had so much fun holding hands and skimming stones Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own But the biggest kick I ever got was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking when your feet just can't keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights when Suzie wore her dresses tight and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight But the years went by and the rock just died Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy Long nights crying by the record machine dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans But they'll never kill the thrills we've got burning up to the Crocodile Rock Learning fast as the weeks went past we really thought the Crocodile Rock would last (Comment on this)
Friday, October 28th, 2005
8:35 pm	Another one bites the dust..... OCTOBER 28--Vice President Dick Cheney's top aide was indicted today on perjury, false statement, and obstruction of justice charges in connection with a special counsel's probe into the leaking of a CIA officer's identity. A copy of the five-count felony indictment returned against I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Cheney's chief of staff, can be found below (click anywhere on a page to move to forward in the document). The 55-year-old Libby, a White House power and proponent of the Iraq war, allegedly committed the crimes when questioned by Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald before a federal grand jury and in FBI interviews. During two grand jury appearances last March, Libby was questioned extensively about his contact with several reporters prior to published disclosures about Valerie Plame Wilson, the CIA operative. While not charged today, Karl Rove, President George W. Bush's chief political adviser, remains under scrutiny by Fitzgerald, who reportedly plans to continue his probe of the 2003 leak (the original grand jury panel's term expired today). Libby today resigned his White House post as a result of the criminal charges, which were handed up in U.S. District Court in Washington. He faces up to 30 years in prison and a $1.25 million fine if convicted of all counts. (22 pages) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1028051plame1.html Hopefully Rove is next, serves him right helping to get mongloids elected president. (Comment on this)
Saturday, October 22nd, 2005
8:43 pm	Halloween Party So i went to a halloween party friday night, it was pretty bangin. Lots of people, lots of booze, good times. Pretty much everyone knew who i was (Mr. Pink, Reservoir Dogs) and i got mad compliments, thanks quentin tarrintino. While waiting for the pisser i got roped into a very lengthy (not by my choice) conversation with a very inebriated man named Alex. Alex wanted to know what music i listened to. He asked me the same 4 questions over and over but he was very happy with my answers, he said i was "the most awesome person he's met, and definitly the coolest guy at the party". He told me i need to listen to Interpol. Some kid there was entirely too wasted but paid for it when he tried to kiss on my sisters roomate, you see, she has a husband, who was there, and is a big ass marine. He punch him right in the face. Tyler was dressed to impress with his butt-pirate outfit, no not his usual butt-pirate clothes but an actual pirate outfit. Thats all the good shit i can think of now. Im gonna go watch penn state finish whippin up on Illinois, they suck ass. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
10:56 pm	What it do If anyone reading this talks to brent storm, ask him why hes being such a bitch towards me. I know its par for the course for him to flip out every so often but he usually has more of a reason than nothing. Today bills talking to him on his phone and im laughing and shit in teh backround cause im high and something was funny and brent tells me that i need to "shut my fucking mouth" cause he just automatically thinks im laughing at him i guess. plus brents blocked me on aim so i cant really ask him whats up, oh well, it'll blow over i guess. I have to tell all of you, if your not watching Monday Night RAW your missing out, that shit is hillarious. 4 mcmahons and 4 stunners equals fun. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 9th, 2005
8:10 pm	I went to the Penn State/Ohio State game this weekend, i know you're all jealous. If you did go and had to pay like 200$ for a ticket that sucks, cause i didnt. season tickets kick ass. If your one of those kids who sold there student ticket for 200$, umm i mean a pen and gave out a free ticket w/ purchase, i hope you buy yourself some good coke or something with your newfound wealth, have fun. Penn State beats Ohio, Dallas beats Philly, good footbal weekend for CrzyBob. (Comment on this)